“I once sold shoes. They were Buy One, Get One FREE. Then I met a customer with only one foot, and now I have an extra shoe. So, I filled it with duck eggs, because I ran out of room in the six pockets of my pool table.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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