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“He must have been delightful," she said, "when he was alive!”

Book:The Rose-Garden Husband

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The Rose-Garden Husband

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Margaret Widdemer

Margaret Widdemer was an American poet, born on September 30, 1884, and passed away on July 14, 1978. Her poetry is known for its unique style and profound depiction of the natural world. more

“This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or your penis claims wrong number or misdial or no hablo Ingles. It's infuriating, and it's called genital call me maybe.”

Love Humor Funny Humour

Book:Love Hacked

Source: Love Hacked

“If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.”

“To me, the meaning of a human life is to be happy. It's to achieve happiness right now, it's to make sure you're happy in the future. And if some people on YouTube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is: do whatever you have to do to be happy.”

Happiness Danisnotonfire

Author:Dan Howell

“Shall we proceed, and ought I do so with my knife drawn?” “You’d better keep it where it is for the moment,” he said. “Otherwise you might stab me to death accidentally.” . “If I stab you to death,” she said, “it will not be accidental.”

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Book:Mr. Impossible

Source: Mr. Impossible

“We're all leaving now", Blue Eyes whispered to her. "Together. Out the front door. Scream, and we'll kill you here and now. "Or later", Willow suggested nervously. "Later would be a big improvement on that idea. We could meet back here in, say, an hour, and you can exhibit your homicidal tendencies then, okay? That would be way better for us.”

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Book:Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vol. 2

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vol. 2

“God in his infinite wisdom Did not make me very wise- So when my actions are stupid They hardly take God by surprise.”

Humor Humour

Author:Langston Hughes

“-I love you, Lenny. -From the diaphragm. -What are you talking about? -You have to say it from the diaphragm. That's a muscle in here. Real deep, not from the throat. I tried to be an actor once and that's the first thing they told me. That's when I quit. I just didn't have that much in my diaphragm.”

Love Humour

Book:خداحافظ گاری کوپر

Source: خداحافظ گاری کوپر

“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.”

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Book:Hallowed Murder

Source: Hallowed Murder

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