I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If you ever need help - if there is ever a time when you need me, come here. Meet me at the clootie well. Nothing can touch us here, meurgerys.”
Source: The Mimameid Solution
“If you ever need me, call me. I will come running.”
Source: The Gift of Love: Barry Holmes Investigates
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.”
Source: Devil Said Bang
“If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks, on Route Sixty-six.”
“If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-' 'Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.' Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it.”
“If you ever reach enlightenment. will you remember how to laugh?”
“If you ever read one of my books I hope you'll think it looks so easy. In fact, I wrote those chapters 20 times over, and over, and over, and that if you want to write at a good level, you'll have to do that too.”
“If you ever read this, maybe one night when you’ll be free,
You’ll say, ‘The crazy girl wrote a stupid book about me.’
Please don’t read this book, with your friends.
Read it in your bed, alone, on a night just by yourself.
Don’t laugh at it with that gorgeous girl who got great hair,
Just one time, behave like the guy, my friends say, is rare.
Dim the lights, read between the lines.
Frown and smile and roll your eyes.
But please don’t read in rush.
It’s just a wishful thinking, but I hope, that night, when you’ll close your eyes, maybe just one time.
You’ll think of us.
Maybe that’ll be our song, and I’ll call it a love song.”
“If you ever saw All That Jazz [1979], Bob Fosse was kind of raised dancing in strip joints and the whole era of burlesque, and that form ran his visual aesthetic, the pacing and rhythm of what he did.”
“If you ever say her name again, I will end you."
My heart takes up permanent residency in my throat. I bet he can see it pulsing in my neck. Once I manage to find a sliver of space to speak past it, I whisper, "Sorry, I'm afraid there's a queue.”
Source: Scarlet Stone
“If you ever say I can or I can't, you're right.”
“If you ever scare me like that again," he said breathlessly, "I'll kill you myself, Julian Diaz.”
Source: Cemetery Boys
“If you ever see a war," she says, not looking up from her clipboard, "you'll learn that war only destroys. No one escapes from a war. No one. Not even the survivors.”
“If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.”
“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.”
“If you ever see me in a social setting wearing any sort of sportswear, then you know I'm in crisis.”
“If you ever see me with a man, it's because waking up in the morning with that person makes me feel more alive than waking up in the morning on my own. If I feel more free and more alive on my own, you're not going to see me with a man. I have no fear of loneliness but I have a fear of having to wake up beside anyone who makes me feel less sparkly, less able to fly. I have a fear of not really drinking in life deeply; of merely sipping it politely.”
“If you ever see the director pulling people aside, that means something's not working. Because you're trying to figure out why it's not working. But we would show up, we would talk about it.”
“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'”
“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”
“If you ever start to feel good about yourself...
.... they have this thing called the internet.”
“If you ever take your foot off the gas pedal, things will spiral out of control, snowball downwards.”
“If you ever tell anyone about Jonah's sexual dysfunction, I'll never play music again.”
“If you ever think of me,
I hope it is not with regret
but with gratitude.
We were not a mistake.
We were a chapter written in ink,
not pencil.
But even ink can belong to a page
that has already turned.”
Source: From Scars to Stars: Pieces of a Healing Heart
“If you ever think of takin’ off, if you ever get scared enough at what I do for a living that you decide you can’t hack it, then you best think again because unless what we have turns shit like everything else in my life, I’m not ever letting you go.”
Source: Rock Chick Renegade
“If you ever think you're the only person in the world feeling a certain way, just please know that you're not.”
“If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.”
“If you ever tried to leave, Lucius, you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you hadn't.”
Source: Tide of Treason
“if you ever
visualize love
i hope it's me
that you see
and if your heart
plays a tune
i hope it sounds like me”
Source: Evolution of Awareness
“If you ever walk down a path surrounding by negative energy, look for the fork in the path then cross over to the positive side.”
“If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.”
“If you ever want to get a sense of your own personal failure, look at yourself trying to get across a point that nobody is listening to and the situation gets worse and worse.”
“If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.”
“If you ever want to know how a man truly feels about you, do absolutely nothing. Then you'll have your answer.”
Source: Embrace Your Sexual Self: A Practical Guide for Women
“If you ever want to know why I'm not on a record label, look at 'The X Factor!' Honestly, of all the people that strive to break barriers in music and do good things and write great lyrics, not one of them would ever pass the first round on any of these competitions.”
“If you ever want to love someone, love yourself unconditionally first.”
“If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy and open faces.”
Source: Yes Please
“If you ever want to see His (God's) face, Suicide should never ever be an option”
Source: Great Reflections on Success
“If you ever want to see how small you are in the plan of God, just stand at the edge of an ocean.”
“If you ever want to study acting you should be around an enlightened person for a while, because all they do is play roles, since they no longer have a self.”
“If you ever want to try again, I'll give you all the pieces left of me.”
Source: I Took a Plane to Die in Denver
“If you ever watch children play - what do you observe when you watch children play? You know, they're dead serious. They're not on vacation.”
“If you ever watched 'Hercules,' you can see that it was made in a comical way for the most part. I remember getting lots of letters from kids around the world saying that the show helped them curb their temper and not look for trouble and just walk away from it because that was the stronger thing to do.”
“If you ever were bullied, you always remember that feeling.”
“If you ever wondered why fishing is probably the most popular sport in this country, watch that boy beside on the water and you will learn. If you are really perceptive you will. For he already knows that fishing is only one part fish.”
“If you ever worry about being late in life, remind yourself that you might be delayed to avoid something, and in fact, you are being protected rather than late.”
“If you ever write a book, I can only give you one piece of advice. Don't let your parents get involved.”
“If you ever yearn for success, plan and execute with excellence, for that is a better way to prove your self-worth.”
Source: The Kind of Substance You Need For Your Success
“If you ever, ever, ever meet a grizzly bear, / You must never, never, never ask him where / He is going, / Or what he is doing; / For if you ever, ever dare / To stop a grizzly bear, / You will never meet another grizzly bear.”
Source: The children sing in the far West
“If you ever, ever, ever want to complain about what's going on in the U.S., you should vote because then you have a right to. If you want to complain, you should vote.”