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“If you're sexy, everybody will love you. That's what I wanted -- for everybody to love me.”

“If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no fish, you have nothing. Money is a 'nothing' thing.”

Ifs Water Millions Wife Land Gold Dollars Fishes Islands Diamond Million Dollars Gold And Diamonds

Author:Jacque Fresco

“If you're short on time, that would be the two-word version of our story: we fell.”

Ifs Two Stories Would Be Versions

Author:Karen Russell

“If you're short, don't wear extremely high heels. After a certain age, you shouldn't wear little girls' clothes. That's going against your nature.”

Ifs Littles Age Certain Girl Clothes Heels High Heels

Author:Diane von Furstenberg

Source: Diane Von Furstenberg's Book of Beauty: How to Become a More Attractive, Confident, and Sensual Woman

“If you're shy, get the hell over it: You're slamming the door in your own face.”

Ifs Faces Hell Doors Shy Over It

Author:Kimora Lee Simmons

“If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.”

Ifs Humor Funny Political Principles Sick Tired Witty Campaigns Cynicism Polls Bushism Funny Bush Polling Opinion Polls

Author:George W. Bush

“If you're sick, first you have to associate your sickness with a food. Then you have to report it to your doctor. Then the doctor reports it to some state authority. The state authority reports it to the federal authority. By the time all that happens, two weeks have gone by.”

Ifs Firsts Two States Happens Gone Week Authority Doctors Sick Reports Sickness Associates Two Weeks

Author:Marion Nestle

“If you're sick, take your sick day. If you don't take your sick day, know what your reward is? You weren't sick - that was the reward.”

Ifs Knows Sick Rewards Sick Days

Author:Chris Christie

“If you're sick, watch funny movies.”

Ifs Watches Sick

Author:Mandy Patinkin

“If you're silent for a long time, people just arrive in your mind.”

People Ifs Mind Long Long Time Silent

Author:Alice Walker

“If you're sincere, praise is effective. If you're insincere, it's manipulative.”

Ifs Inspirational Praise Positivity Accomplishment Sincere Manipulative Insincere

Author:Zig Ziglar

“If you're sincerely seeking God, God will make His existence evident to you.”

Ifs Existence Seeking Gods Will Evident Sincerely Seeking God

Author:William Lane Craig

Source: God?: A Debate between a Christian and an Atheist

“If you're single, then I'm single?" What's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a pop song?”

Ifs Song Pops Supposed To Be Pop Song

Author:Sophie Kinsella

Source: Shopaholic Abroad: (Shopaholic Book 2)

“If you're single, use this time now to make the biggest impact you can for God's Kingdom. Enjoy how God uses you as a single adult to show His love to others because you are in a unique place to minister to others where married adults could not!”

Ifs Use Shows Enjoy Married Unique Adults Impact Kingdoms Ministers His Love

Author:Jack Graham

“If you're sitting around thinking what other people think about your work, you'll just become paralysed.”

People Ifs Thinking Sitting Sitting Around

Author:Steven Soderbergh

“If you're sitting around waiting on somebody to save you, to fix you, to even help you, you are wasting your time because only you have the power to take responsibility to move your life forward.”

Ifs Helping Moving Waiting Responsibility Sitting Taking Responsibility Sitting Around Wasting Your Time Sitting Around Waiting

Author:Oprah Winfrey

“If you're sitting around worrying about bills all day, it's hard to hear the guidance that's coming from the inside.”

Ifs Hard Worry Sitting Bills Guidance Sitting Around

Author:Echo Bodine

“If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can.”

Ifs Running Fronts Tvs Sitting Yeah Ice Cream Ice Cream

Author:Alison Sweeney

“If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to have a hard time getting to you. But if you've got a heart at all, I'm going to get it.”

Ifs Heart Hard Fighting Audience Ready Sitting Hard Times

Author:Betty Carter

“If you're sitting in the audience, you probably can't see the preparation and work that goes into creating a great scene or a great part, but I can assure you that a good film depends on lot of different things falling perfectly into place.”

Ifs I Can Different Film Fall Audience Depends Scene Creating Sitting Preparation Different Things Good Films

Author:Tobey Maguire

“If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story.”

Ifs Children Stories Film Amount Computer Sitting Importance Storytelling Your Children Seats Entertaining Animation Animated Animated Films Minivans Computer Animation

Author:John Lasseter

“If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance.”

Ifs Wells Might Dance Ice Skating Skating On Thin Ice

Author:Anita Shreve

“If you're sloppy, that's just fine. If you're moody, I won't mind. If you're fat, that's fine with me. If you're skinny, let it be. If you're bossy, that's all right. if you're nasty, I won't fight. If you're rough, well that's just you. If you're mean, that's all right too. Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.”

Ifs Mind Wells Mean Fighting Like You Fine Okay Fats Rough Nasty Skinny Sloppy Moody Bossy I Don't Like You

Author:Shel Silverstein

“If you're smart enough you realise that your possessions possess you in their turn. Collecting has a neurotic aspect. I find it boring when collectors found their own private museums or try to establish a memorial to themselves in the form of their collections, it's part of the old aristocratic mentality. I think a collection ought to be dismantled after the collector's death.”

Ifs Thinking Trying Enough Form Turns Found Ought Smart Aspect Possession Boring Collections Museums Realising Mentality Memorial Collecting Neurotic Collectors Aristocratic

Author:Thomas Koerfer

“If you're smart or rich or lucky Maybe you'll beat the laws of man But the inner laws of spirit And the outer laws of nature No man can”

Ifs Men Law Spirit Rich Lucky Smart Beats Laws Of Nature

Author:Joni Mitchell

“If you're smart you're just gonna be all about the work. But as a young person, you want to going out to clubs and doing all the stuff. I'm just glad I survived it.”

Ifs Want Persons Young Stuff Smart Clubs Glad Going Out Survived

Author:Christian Bale

“If you're smart, you abandon the things that didn't work out so well, and you enlarge upon the things that seem to be successful.”

Ifs Wells Seems Successful Smart Work Out Being Successful Abandon

Author:John Baldessari

“If you're smart, you often want a feedback loop so you know if what you've done is... is right.”

Ifs Knows Want Done Smart Feedback Loops

Author:Bill Gates

“If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know twice what you know.”

Ifs Knows Want Book Smart Humble Be Humble

Author:David Duchovny

“If you're smart, you'll think twice, when they start to sound off with advice.”

Ifs Thinking Sound Advice Smart Think Twice

Author:Elvis Presley

“If you're smiling , you're happy out.”

Author:Tommy the Clown

“If you're so afraid of failure, you will never succeed. You have to take chances.”

Ifs Chance Succeed Take A Chance Afraid Of Failure

Author:Mario Andretti

“If you're so afraid of your imagination that you stifle it, how are you going to know God? How can you imagine heaven?”

Ifs Knows Heaven Imagination Imagine Knowing God

Author:Katherine Paterson

“If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.”

Ifs Humor Funny Arms Medical Block Locks Favour Cemetery Pro Life Clinic

Author:Bill Hicks

“If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.”

Ifs Sports Smart Army

Author:Casey Stengel

“If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?”

Ifs Rich Smart

Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“If you're someone from the government and you meet people from other countries, you want to know who you're dealing with. It's the same for them [in Valerian].”

People Ifs Knows Want Country Government Other Countries Dealing With It

Author:Luc Besson

“If you're someone people count on, particularly in difficult moments, that's a sign of a life lived honorably.”

People Ifs Moments Difficult Inspiring Difficult Moments

Author:Rachel Maddow

“If you're someone that people look up to, they're gonna always find a way to bring you down.”

People Look Up

Author:Vanessa Hudgens

“If you're someone who geniunally believes that women don't deserve or aren't as much as men, you're like the plague. On the big history chart, you're the plague....It's just pointless and deadly.”

Ifs Men Believe Bigs Deserve Profound Plague Pointless

Author:Joss Whedon

“If you're someone who's making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there's a billion outlets and they all have an opinion.”

Ifs Kind Art Film Form Opinion Tvs Billions Outlets

Author:Andy Samberg

“If you're sounding right, you're probably walking right, and vice versa. If you get the footwork right - if you get even one line right in a rehearsal, the director will say, do you know when you said that, it was exactly the character. You were - really landed on it.”

Ifs Knows Said Character Lines Walking Directors Vices Do You Know Rehearsal Vice Versa One Line Footwork

Author:Ian Mckellen

“If you're speaking of a fantasy player, then it has to be Leo Messi as he's so unpredictable. He's an absolute genius.”

Ifs Fantasy Player Genius Absolutes Unpredictable Messi Leo Messi

Author:Fabio Capello

“If you're speaking of love, you really must include the element of uncertainty - and perhaps it's best approached as the art of constant maintenance.”

Ifs Art Love You Elements Constant Uncertainty Maintenance

Author:Twyla Tharp

“If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both of those doors. I'd always say to the writers, "You can say whatever you want about your boss in front of me. I'm not going to think about it as my girlfriend." You've got to be able to trash your boss, in any job.”

Thinking Acting Girlfriend Boss My Girlfriend

Author:Tom Arnold

“If you're spending so much time at the gym that your mail is forwarded there, you're not dedicated - you've got a mental disorder.”

Ifs Spending Gym Disorder Dedicated Mail Mental Disorder

Author:Dan John

“If you're spending your entire early 20s chasing the next party, what are you running away from?”

Ifs Running Next Party Spending Running Away Chasing Early 20s

Author:Demi Lovato

“If you're spreading light, you don't care where the sunshine goes.”

Ifs Light Care Don't Care Sunshine

Author:Nelly Furtado

“If you're squeezed for information, / that's when you've got to play it dumb: / You just say you're out there waiting / for the miracle, for the miracle to come.”

Ifs Play Waiting Information Miracle Dumb

Author:Leonard Cohen

“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.”

Ifs Jobs Standing Stink Manure

Author:Barbara Kingsolver

Source: The Lacuna

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