“If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."” IfsGivingFeelsFunnyParentAttentionGive MeMy SisterToysSiblingSisterGrandmaMy SiblingsSiblings SistersRebeccaCute SiblingOther SisterBaby SisterFunny SisterSisters FriendshipCute SisterhoodInspirational SisterhoodFunny Sisterhood Author:Linda Sunshine
“Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.” HumorFunnyPayAttentionStupidCritics Author:Samuel Goldwyn
“You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.” FactsFunnySciencePayAttentionCasesTechnologyPay AttentionMathematicianPhysicist Author:Len Evans
“To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.” HumansMatterWould BeFunnySpiritSpaceAttentionCrazyLimitsAstronomySillyHuman SpiritAstronomy And Universe Author:Stephen Hawking
“A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I'd get all mad. "Come on, man, there has to be more to that story."” PeopleMenLongEndsStoriesHumorFunnyAttentionHappenedDrugMadExtrasDisorderDeficitAttention SpanAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.” IfsMenWantPlayHumorFunnyAttentionInvolvedSeasonsGet InvolvedOff Season Author:Rita Rudner
“People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!” PeopleIfsKnowsWantWellsHumorEyeFunnyMovingUsedPayAttentionObviousUsed To BePay AttentionBreastsWhy NotDepressingRoutesImplantsNipples Author:Dylan Moran
“At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.” WorldNeedsTwoWholeHumorFunnyAttentionWideFocusedCorporationsTwo ThingsAnnoyingTediousEpcot Book:Holidays in Hell Source: Holidays in Hell
“Sometimes if I really want to get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with something like, "I'm not racist, but..." I say, "I'm not racist, but you look great today." They say, "That wasn't racist at all." I said, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."” IfsKnowsWantLooksSaidSometimesTodayFunnyAttentionComedySentencesRacistTypicalMexican Author:Demetri Martin
“In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?” MenCountryEnoughProblemHumorFunnyLastsAttentionWonderWeekCoupleAdvertisingBreastsAdsBras Author:Hugh Grant