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“There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.”

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Author:George Burns

“Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.”

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Author:Neil Gaiman

“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde

“The fleet being thus more inclosed will more readily observe the signals, and with greater facility form itself into the line of battle a circumstance which should be kept in view in every order of sailing.”

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Book:Falconers Marine Dictionary (1780)

Source: Falconers Marine Dictionary (1780)

“It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock.”

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Author:David Coleman

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”

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Author:Damon Runyon