“What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.” PeopleWayWarMomentsCareTurnsFightingBusinessTakenComedyCampaignsShockTouchingTurn-onDimes Author:Dennis Miller
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” PeopleKnowsInspirationalCountryHumorRunningFunnyPoliticsBusinessKnow HowComedyCuttingHairBusyDrivingPolitical JokesBad Politics Author:George Burns
“An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.” BusinessComedyPercentConfusionAdvertisingAgencyAdvertising AgenciesAdvertsCopywritingAdvertisement NegativeCute FunnyChaos And Confusion Author:Fred Allen