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“Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.”

Humor School Together America Young Political Ignorance Claims Apathy Political Humor Young Life

Author:George W. Bush

“The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.”

Ifs Way Humor Political Lows Claims Horse Senators Political Humor Bushism Funny Bush

Author:George W. Bush

“Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!”

Thinking Men Way Humor Funny Sex Minutes Ears Claims Therapists Licking

Author:Billy Connolly

“My father was a small claims court jester.”

Humor Funny Father Claims Court Jester Court Jester

Author:Steven Wright

“The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.”

Source: The Virtue of Selfishness

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”

Humor Universe Stupid Ignorance Building Scientist Claims Stupidity Block Disputes Hydrogen Building Blocks Plentiful Stupidity And Ignorance

Book:Real Frank Zappa Book

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”

People Humor Funny Opposites Claims Proclamation

Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”

People Two Real Humor Funny America Political Politics Party Politician Republican Humorous Claims Democrat Winner Acknowledge Sunset Loser Imaginary Political Parties Membership

Book:Kurt Vonnegut: Letters

Source: Kurt Vonnegut: Letters