“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
Discworld Quotes
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“Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.”
“This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.”
Source: Wyrd Sisters: (Discworld Novel 6)
Source: Jingo: Stage Adaptation
“"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."”
Source: Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8)
“I imagine that fish have no word for water.”
Source: Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)
“There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.”
Source: Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8)
“At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.”
Source: The Wit And Wisdom Of Discworld
“Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.”
Source: Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20)
“Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.”
“You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.”
“We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience”
Source: Witches Abroad: (Discworld Novel 12)
Source: Witches Abroad: (Discworld Novel 12)
Source: Witches Abroad: (Discworld Novel 12)
“You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?”
Source: Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20)
Source: The Colour Of Magic: (Discworld Novel 1)
“Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.”
Source: Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20)