“Still photographs often differ from life more by their silence than by the immobility of their subjects. Landscape pictures tend to converge with life, however, on summer nights, when the sounds outside, after we call in children and close garage doors, are small - the whir of moths, the snap of a stick.” ChildrenStillsNightSoundSilenceDoorsSubjectsSummerSticksPhotographLandscapeSnapsGarageMothsSummer Nights Author:Robert Adams
“When I moved to L. A. with this little wimpy garage band, the first people we met were the Doors. Then we met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All of the people who died of excess were our big brothers and sisters. So I said to myself: How do you become a legend and enjoy it? The answer is to create a character as legendary as those guys and leave that character on the stage.” PeopleFirstsLittlesSaidCharacterBigsGuyEnjoyAnswersDoorsStageBrotherMetsBandDiedMovedLegendsExcessBrothers And SistersGarageLegendaryHendrix Author:Alice Cooper
“I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.” WellsHumorFunnyDoorsGarageFartPacemakers Author:Frank Carson
“I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.” BigsRealizingDealsDoorsTelevisionBoxesScreensPointingBig DealGarage Author:Erma Bombeck
“My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.” StillsNextDoorsNeighborMaking LoveBugsGarageNext Door NeighborsPacemakers Author:Bob Hope
“I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.” DoorsFrontsGarageFront DoorsFerrari Author:Bill Cosby
“If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener.” IfsThinkingDoorsGarageHeadquarters Author:Walt Mossberg
“Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.” WifeDoorsMissingHairTwentiesSpotsYardsBlondeGarageBlonde Hair Author:Corey Ford