“We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral.” KnowsFeelsLittlesStillsHumorFunnyFoundParentSeriousBrotherEatingCaughtTinyBagsFuneralAirlinePeanutsAllergiesLittle BrotherMy Little Brother Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I follow the Dr. Peter D'Adamo Blood Type Diet as best I can. It's an eating and living guideline that understands you as a biochemical individual... and I find it really works for me. I eat vegetables, ocean caught fish, and small amounts of organic free range chicken.” I CanIndividualBloodTypeAmountOceanEatingCaughtFishesRangeDietsChickensVegetablesPeterDrsGuidelinesSmall AmountsBlood Type Author:Miranda Kerr
“We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t be caught eating anything because I would end up dead. You might not. But you’d still have to fight them, and since some of them are rather ugly and really, really smelly, it might spoil your appetite. Then again, maybe not. Doesn’t spoil Noir’s. I think it makes him hungrier, especially when he guts them. Sick, but true. (Asmodeus)” ThinkingStillsEndsMightCertainFightingEatingSickCaughtUglySmellViolentDemonGutsMotivatedAppetiteSpoilNoirSmellyAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have anything to do with you? He lifted his eyes, gaze shuttered. "No?" "Not unless being a werewolf transforms you into a wolf AND a redneck moron.” HumansEyeSportsVoiceCuttingEatingYeahCaughtHis EyesBitternessHuntingRedneckWerewolfMoron Author:Kelley Armstrong
“It's really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a shark as a rather large fish. And not so much attacked as looked at menacingly. But it had murder in its eyes, that fish. I knew, in that instant, if our roles had been reversed and the fish had been holding the fishing pole and I had been the one to be caught, it wouldn't hesitate a moment before eating me. So I cooked it and ate before it had a chance to turn the tables.” IfsWellsMomentsEyeTurnsSoundChanceRolesAliveEatingMurderTablesCaughtFishesInstantFishingSharksBack When Author:Derek Landy