“And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older, you go to applesauce. And then you see these toddlers walking around with these Ziploc baggies full of Cheerios. Then you get to be my age, and the doctor wants you to start eating Cheerios to watch your cholesterol. Then you lose your teeth, you go to applesauce. I now know why old men like women with really big boobs. They see a trend. I mean, they call it a nursing home, hello.” ThinkingKnowsMenWantMeanLittlesHomeBigsAgeBornLosesWatchesWalkingEatingDoctorsTeethOld ManTrendsNurseHelloMamaNursingToddlerCholesterolNursing HomeApplesauce Author:Bill Engvall
“When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up. You're saying, 'Hey world, I'm missing my front teeth. I'm gross; I'm dirty; I'm poor. I clearly have no problem with public urination and eating garbage. Don't come near me, I'll gum you to death!” WorldTwoProblemPoorDoorsMissingFrontsHonestyEatingTeethHeyDirtyNo ProblemGrossGarbageCoveringGumOral History Author:Iliza Shlesinger
“Every time I've gone to Brazil I've gotten sick upon return. You know, it's just a different situation there. And I take every precaution - eating cooked foods and staying away from tap water, brushing my teeth with bottled water - and yet I still manage to get sick. So I'm just going to stay on point, bring my probiotics.” KnowsStillsDifferentWaterSituationGoneReturnEatingSickTeethManageStayingBrazilPrecautionBrushingBottled WaterTap WaterProbiotics Author:Kerri Walsh
“And when you crush an apple with your teeth, say to it in your heart: Your seeds shall live in my body, And the buds of your tomorrow shall blossom in my heart, And your fragrance shall be my breath, And together we shall rejoice through all the seasons.” HeartBodyTogetherTomorrowMy HeartGratitudeEatingSeasonsBreathsSeedsTeethRecoveryApplesCrushRejoiceFragranceBud Book:The Prophet - Der Prophet Source: The Prophet - Der Prophet
“It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.” LifeFeelsHardEmotionExampleReadyEatingTeethBowlsRight TimeCerealFlossing Author:Ann Brashares
“The Simi is very environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves. I don’t like those, they hurt my teeth. Thanatos don’t have hooves, do he? (Simi) No, Simi, he doesn’t. (Acheron) Ooo, good eating tonight. I get a Daimon for barbecue. Can I go now, akri? Can I? Can I? Can I, please? (Simi)” I CanSoundHurtPleaseEatingTeethTonightBarbecueGood EatingThanatos Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Tessa poked at her left incisor with her tongue. It was flat again, an ordinary tooth. "I don't understand what makes them come out like that!" "Hunger," said Jem. "Were you think about blood?" "No." "Were you thinking about eating me?" Will inquired. "No!" "No one would blame you," said Jem. "He's very annoying.” ThinkingSaidLeftBloodEatingOrdinaryBlameHungerTongueTeethFlatsAnnoyingJem Author:Cassandra Clare
“Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.” IfsThinkingEatingTeethTaffy Author:Mitch Albom
“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose, keep in touch (or don't), care about birthdays, waste and lose time, brush their teeth, feel nostalgia, scrub stains, have religions and political parties and laws, wear keepsakes, apologize years after an offense, whisper, fear themselves, interpret dreams, hide their genitalia, shave, bury time capsules, and can choose not to eat something for reasons of conscience. The justifications for eating animals and for not eating them are often identical: we are not them.” FeelsYearsHumansChildrenReasonDreamCareLawPoliticalPurposeLosesAnimalPartyWasteEatingConscienceDon't CareNostalgiaTeethJustificationApologizingOffenseBrushesPolitical PartiesIdenticalStainsEating AnimalsTime CapsulesKeepsakes Author:Jonathan Safran Foer
“Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.” WealthEatingFilledRichesTeethBrokeStomachNutsWorldly Author:Nachman of Breslov