“People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.” PeopleKnowsGivingRealGuyEmptyGive MeCupsCollectionsPlatesHomelessEmpty Cup Author:Bo Burnham
“I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.” IfsI CanHumorFunnyGuySpeakRoomsStageRight NowEmptyBlowTonightEmpty Stage Author:Bill Hicks
“The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were evacuating the Titanic, and the last two guys on the entire ship were the two black guys, Samuel L. Jackson and Tracy Morgan. So Will Ferrell was running back and forth, saying, "All first-class passengers get in the lifeboat. All second-class passengers and third-class passengers get in the lifeboat. Let's get all the animals in the lifeboat. Let's put all the empty luggage in the lifeboat."” FirstsTwoRunningLastsRememberGuyBlackAnimalClassAirJokesEmptyThirdsShipsBack And ForthPassengersFirst ClassLuggageTwo GuysRunning BackLifeboatsTracyBlack GuysSamuel L Jackson Author:Michael Schur
“I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control. Two of the guys in the band don't even drink at all. We just riff off each other man. We're just so, so eye-to-eye with our sense of humour that we can just sit in an empty room and entertain ourselves for hours.” MenLittlesTwoEyeGuyHoursRoomsCuttingHumourDrinkBandEmptyEmpty Rooms Author:Jordan Buckley
“I absolutely get thrills from taking on these big guys and recognizing how, behind all their power, they are so empty. I just keep going at it. Each of these balloons does deflate. Ive seen a lot of balloons get deflated in my life.” DoeBigsGuyBehindsEmptyKeep GoingRecognizingBalloonsBig Guys Author:Vandana Shiva
“I don't think China should care if this crazy old guy should have a show here or not. You have so many museums in the West, and so many shows, you need somebody to show the work, otherwise it's empty.” IfsThinkingNeedsShouldShowsCareGuyCrazyEmptyShould HaveWestChinaMuseumsOld Guys Author:Ai Weiwei
“But you know, I'm the negative-Nancy, curmudgeon, glass-half-empty-with-a-leak-in-it guy - which is basically the fuel that fires me up anyway. Without that, we wouldn't have me.” KnowsGuyHalfFireNegativeEmptyGlassesFuelLeaksNancyHalf EmptyCurmudgeon Author:Maynard James Keenan
“I think the foreign policy is really not Donald Trump administration concern. Like the Syria strike. I mean, it meant almost nothing. They hit an empty air base. Within a day, it was functioning again. Planes were flying off it. It was for a domestic show, you know - show what a tough guy I am; I'm not Barack Obama.” ThinkingMeanGuyPolicyToughConcernEmptyFlyingBarackForeign PolicySyriaTough Guy Author:Noam Chomsky
“I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.” NeedsFeelsMayFeelingsNightGuyFunEnjoyTypeEmptyVainCynicalLeaving MeOne NightSexuallyOne Night StandType Of Guy Author:Ben Affleck
“They flank me - depression on my left, loneliness on my right. They don't need to show their badges. I know these guys very well. ... Then they frisk me. They empty my pockets of any joy I had been carrying there. Depression even confiscates my identity; but he always does that.” KnowsNeedsWellsDoeShowsJoyGuyLeftLonelinessIdentityDepressionEmptyPocketsBadges Author:Elizabeth Gilbert
“I think Jesus is saying, Look, you guys are running around like monkeys trying to get people to clap, but people are fallen, they are separated from God, so they have no idea what is good or bad, worthy to be judged or set free, beautiful or ugly to begin with. Why not get your glory from God? Why not accept your feelings of redemption because of His pleasure in you, not the fickle and empty favor of man? And only then will you know who you are, and only then will you have true, uninhibited relationships with others.” PeopleThinkingKnowsMenTryingLooksIdeasFeelingsRunningBeautifulGuyJesusPleasureAcceptingGloryEmptyWho You AreUglyWorthyFavorsRedemptionNo IdeaFallenWhy NotJudgedMonkeysFickleRelationships With Others Author:Donald Miller
“It only takes one mistake,' the Dan Banyan guy says, 'and nothing else you ever do will matter.' With his empty hand, he takes one of my hands. His fingers feel hot, fever-hot, and pounding with his heartbeats. He turns my hand palm-up saying, 'No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice.' He sets the blue pill on my palm, saying, 'Do that one wrong thing- and you'll be dead for the rest of your life.” FeelsMatterHardHandsGuyTurnsChoicesPoorMistakeKnownSmartEmptyHotBlueFingersPalmsPillsRest Of Your LifeHeartbeatFeverWrong ThingsSaying NoOne MistakePoor ChoicesEmpty Hands Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“Oh," he said, knocking a red ball into a hole. "It's you." "You were expecting someone else?" I asked. "Am I interrupting your social calender?" I made a big show of glancing around the empty room. "I don't want to keep you from the mob of fans beating down your door." "Hey, a guy can hope. I mean, it's not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might break down outside and need my help.” WantNeedsMeanMadeSaidHelpingShowsBigsMightGuyGirlSocialRoomsBreakImpossibleDoorsFansCarRedEmptyBallsHolesHeyExpectingBreaking DownKnockingInterruptingSororityEmpty Rooms Book:Bloodlines Source: Bloodlines
“What’s going on?” Royce asked as throngs of people suddenly moved toward him from the field and the castle interior. “I mentioned that you saw the thing and now they want to know what it looks like,” Hadrian explained. “What did you think? They were coming to lynch you?” He shrugged. “What can I say? I’m a glass-half-empty kinda guy.” “Half empty?” Hadrian chuckled. “Was there ever any drink in that glass?” PeopleThinkingKnowsWantLooksGuyHalfSawsFieldsDrinkEmptyMovedGlassesInteriorsCastlesHalf EmptyHadrian Author:Michael J. Sullivan