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“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.”

Doe Stills Humor Hands Funny Easy Behinds Military Equal Army Legs Ease Relax Parting Bros Uptight Behind My Back

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"”

Said Funny Spirit My Own Missing Bears Equal Humorous Excellent Shaking Grudge

Book:Dombey and Son

Source: Dombey and Son

“I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.”

Humor Funny Three House Equal Shining Comedian Hotel Vegas Las Vegas Bounce Shampoo

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“All men are equal before fish.”

Men Funny Equal Laughter Humorous Fishes Witty Fishing Fisherman Meekness Trout Fly Fishing Angling Anglers Great Fishing Shimmer Trout Fishing Tuna Fish

Author:Herbert Hoover

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

“It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.”

People Men Action Funny Literature Strong Principles Equal Opposites Stronger Physics Reactions Supposed To Be Realising Basic Principles Action And Reaction

Book:Wars I have seen

Source: Wars I have seen

“A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do we know that his future will not be equal to our present?”

Knows Love Inspirational Wisdom Funny Youth Equal Respect Equality

Book:Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean

Source: Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean