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“It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.”

“There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.”

Helping House Wish Morning Cleaning Flu Cleaning Up

Author:Meg Tilly

“Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them.”

Humor Subjects Disease Gossip Flu Columnists

Author:James Goldsmith

“Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.”

People Thinking Common Air Rate Surface Flu Infection Diarrhea

Author:Charles P. Gerba

“Now we are intimately locked together. You get swine flu in Mexico; it’s a problem for Charles de Gaulle Airport 24 hours later. Lehman Brothers goes down; the whole lot collapses. There are fires in the steppes of Russia; food riots in Africa.”

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Author:Paddy Ashdown

“As variable as flu is, HIV makes flu look like the Rock of Gibraltar. The virus that causes AIDS is the trickiest pathogen scientists have ever confronted.”

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Author:Seth Berkley

“I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.”

Three Hours Bed India Dresses Brown Wedding Flu Tulle

Author:Georgina Chapman

“Reports of illegal migrants carrying deadly diseases such as swine flu, dengue fever, Ebola virus and tuberculosis are particularly concerning.”

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Author:Phil Gingrey

“Knowledge is the vaccination that keeps you away from the flu of misery”

Misery Flu Vaccinations

Author:Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

“Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.”

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Author:Louis C. K.

“The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.”

Guy Bird Sick Chickens Flu Bird Flu

Author:Thaksin Shinawatra

“A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“A flu shot just compromises your immune system.”

Shots Compromise Immune Flu Immune System

Author:Bill Maher

“Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood that you'll get Alzheimer's disease.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“The President has once again failed us. Millions of Americans are at risk of going without the flu vaccine this year because the administration failed to act proactively to ensure an adequate supply. There is simply no excuse for this.”

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Author:Jon Corzine

“With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.”

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Author:Michael C. Burgess

“Once, in a three-day taping that included several sadists, the material was so overwhelming that both the film crew and I got sick - I with a sinus infection, and the entire film crew with a flu so severe they had to delay their departure from the motel. Our immune systems had weakened, I believe, from the beating out souls had taken.”

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“I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.”

Ridiculous Flu Swine Swine Flu

Author:Bill Burr

“Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you're not on a statin and baby aspirin if you're over the age of forty.”

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Author:David Agus

“It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot.”

Doe Ideas Shots Good Ideas Flu Indication

Author:Amy Johnson

“Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.”

Letters Chains Flu

Author:Bob Garfield

“In 1976 I was working in the Gulf Country around Cape York, in an aboriginal community of about 300 people. The Health Department sent around a team and vaccinated about 100 of them against flu. Six were dead within 24 hours or so and they weren't all old people, one man being in his early twenties. They threw the bodies in trucks to take to the coast where autopsies were done. It appeared they had died from heart attacks.”

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Author:Archie Kalokerinos

“When a person tests positive for HIV, it is not a test for the virus itself but for antibodies to the virus, and the test is not able to distinguish between HIV antibodies and a multitude of other antibodies. Many conditions can lead to a false positive result, including flu shots, hepatitis, and pregnancy.”

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Author:Nate Mendel

“Civilisation, the orderly world in which we live, is frail. We are skating on thin ice. There is a fear of a collective disaster. Terrorism, genocide, flu, tsunamis.”

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Author:Zygmunt Bauman

“Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.”

Cancer Illness Mental Illness Flu Schizophrenia Ulcers

Author:Mark Vonnegut

“Since 2001, people have been scared. There's been some really scary stuff that's been happening - 9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan, Katrina, anthrax letters, D.C. sniper, global warming, global financial meltdown, bird flu, swine flu, SARS. I think people really feel like the system's breaking down.”

“To be able to detect the outbreak of avian flu anywhere in the world is going to require a partnership of several countries that will share information and samples, but it is important to remember a threat anywhere is a threat everywhere.”

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Author:Michael C. Burgess

“If the Bush Administration cannot ensure Americans that they will be safe from the flu, how will they protect our country against a possible bio-terror or chemical attack? The American people deserve better.”

People Ifs Country Protect Safe Deserve Terror Our Country Administration Chemicals Flu Bios Deserve Better

Author:Jon Corzine

“There is an overabundance of rational reasons to say no to factory-farmed meat: It is the No. 1 cause of global warming, it systematically forces tens of billions of animals to suffer in ways that would be illegal if they were dogs, it is a decisive factor in the development of swine and avian flus, and so on.”

“Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically, I overlooked meningitis because the symptoms seemed like flu. I guess you don't realise how healthy you are until it is taken away from you.”

Worry Taken Healthy Realising Symptoms Ache Flu Away From You Overlooked Hypochondriac Meningitis

Author:Petra Stunt

“My Dad died during the flu epidemic in 1918 when I was 4 years old. He left a lot of classical recordings behind that I began listening to at an early age, so he must have been a music lover.”

Years Has Beens Age Left Behinds Influence Listening Lovers Dad Died My Dad Flu Epidemics Music Lover Dad Died My Dad Died

Author:Tom Glazer

“I didn't sound anything like Capote at the screen test. It was more like Bob Dylan. In his early years. With the flu.”

Years Sound Tests Screens Bob Dylan Flu

Author:Toby Jones

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