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“I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.”
“If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.”
“Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record.”
“If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?”
“Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?”
“I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.”
“Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.”
“People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.”