“I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always” KnowsFirstsInspirationNamesMissingMarriedDivorceFunny MarriageMarried ManMarriage HumorFunny WeddingHappy DivorceFunny DivorceMarriage JokesFunny Marriage AdviceFunny Wedding AdviceFunny Wedding ToastFunny Wedding Speech Author:Red Skelton
“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.” MenMeanEvilMastersMarriedSlaveDivorceCanadaBrutalRefugeDivorcedAfter DivorceHappy DivorceFunny DivorceDivorce LawyersInspirational Divorce Author:Susan B. Anthony