“I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always”
Quote by Red Skelton
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Red Skelton
Red Skelton (July 18, 1913 – September 17, 1997) was a renowned American entertainer, comedian, and television host. Known for his physical comedy, facial expressions, and character acting, he achieved success in radio, film, and television. Skelton's career spanned over five decades, and he created iconic characters like Freddie the Freeloader and Clem Kadiddlehopper. He was beloved for his kindness, humor, and emphasis on family values, earning the title 'America's Favorite Clown.' more
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