“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
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“Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”
“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”
Source: Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle