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“We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.”

Girl Four Apartment Bedroom Closets Bathroom

Author:Connie Sellecca

“One Dad I know uses what I call Post-It® Note therapy on his children. He leaves sticky Post-It Notes everywhere ...in their lunch box, inside their shoes, on top of their sandwich before he wraps it up. He once went into his daughter's room, looking for his hammer, and on the back of her bedroom door were every Post-It Note he'd ever given her - over 250 in all with simple messages like 'Great job'...'I love you'...or 'You're special to me.' Do you think that girl knew, without a doubt, that her Dad valued her and loved her?”

“With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.”

Thinking Girl Mirrors Bottles Bedroom

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“The basic paradox about sex is that it always seems to be offering more than it can deliver. A glimpse of a girl undressing through a lighted bedroom window induces a vision of ecstatic delight, but in the actual process of persuading the girl into bed, the vision somehow evaporates.”

Seems Girl Sex Process Vision Bed Window Delight Paradox Offering Bedroom Glimpse Ecstatic Persuading Undressing

Book:The Misfits: A Study of Sexual Outsiders

Source: The Misfits: A Study of Sexual Outsiders