“Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056.” RunningGirlBabyBirthClintonDenyWeekendCongratulationsChelseaBaby Girl Author:David Letterman
“The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group sex and didn't mind dating a girl that was out of shape and kind of fat if she satisfied him sexually. So, his handlers have stopped comparing him to Reagan and started comparing him to Clinton.” IfsYearsMindKindGirlSexGroupsMediaShapesYears AgoDatingClintonSatisfiedFatsCompareInterviewsPotSexually Author:Bill Maher
“Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton and the Obama girls all had to change schools.” SchoolGirlClintonCarterAmyChelsea Author:Susan Ford
“What I'm loving about Hilary Clinton is that she has the job that's been held mostly by men. She's made it her job, not only to be a very tactful diplomat, but she travels the world, spotlighting what's going on with girls and women, in every country that she goes to. That has been so unique.” MenWorldHas BeensMadeCountryJobsGirlUniqueClintonMade ItTravel The WorldDiplomatsHilary Clinton Author:Marlo Thomas
“A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teenage girl in a shopping mall in Florida. Do you realize? If Osama bin Laden was a 14-year old girl, we would have had him by now. ... Who is going to start protecting us from the Department of Homeland Security? ... It kind of makes you long for the good old wholesome days of the Clinton administration.” IfsYearsKindLongHas BeensGuyGirlRealizingSecurityClintonCaughtAdministrationOfficialsDepartmentShoppingFrankFloridaTeenageArrestedBin LadenHomelandMallsExposingOsama Bin LadenTeenage GirlHomeland SecurityOld GuysFondlingDepartment Of Homeland Security Author:Jay Leno