“I answered an ad, for a campus cartoonist at the university I was in, my freshman year. I was like, Oh, I can draw, and I'm sort of a funny guy. I should try this. Then they paid me to do a comic strip for the paper.” ShouldTryingYearsI CanGuyPaperDrawsPaidUniversityComicAdsCampusCartoonistFreshmanComic StripsFunny GuyFreshman Year Author:Dan Povenmire
“Postcolonialism is the invention of some rich guys from India who saw that they could make a good career in top Western universities by playing on the guilt of white liberals.” GuyWhiteCareersRichSawsIndiaGuiltWesternUniversityInvention Author:Slavoj Žižek
“It's certainly a loss for us here at the University of Washington, because Jeff Compher has been a wonderful friend and administrator. Jeff is a football man first, but he has the compassion and desire to make all of Northern Illinois' programs successful. He's one heck of a guy.” MenFirstsHas BeensDesireGuyLossCompassionSuccessfulWonderfulFootballProgramUniversityAdministratorsIllinoisWonderful Friends Author:Tyrone Willingham
“Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university. It's lost all of its conservatism.... My daughter went there. You know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls.” KnowsKidsUsedGuyGirlLostRoomsDaughterUniversityConservativeScaryHorribleUsed To BeMy DaughterTexasWeekendConservatismDormsHorrible ExperienceBaylorCoed Author:Tom DeLay
“Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.” JobsGuyFoundHouseWhiteTeachWindUniversityJournalismWhite HouseAlsIronicGoreCokeNew JobColumbiaColumbia University Author:Jay Leno