“The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?” GivingDoeGuyHousePoliticsPresidentChanceWhiteWindWhite HouseTexasVacationPresident BushUnwind Author:David Letterman
“Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.” TryingGuyHouseWhiteSecretHappenedCarHappeningsDrinkingBarriersWhite HouseSecret Service Author:David Letterman
“The big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.” BigsGuyHouseWhiteDogWhite HouseBig GuysCourthouses Author:Brian Schweitzer
“John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White house facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It's a whole different game.” MayDifferentWholeFacesGuyGamesHouseWhiteRaceRichChangedVictoryPresidentialWhite HouseDeanYaleJohn KerryMassachusettsVermontWhite Guys Author:Jay Leno
“Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.” JobsGuyFoundHouseWhiteTeachWindUniversityJournalismWhite HouseAlsIronicGoreCokeNew JobColumbiaColumbia University Author:Jay Leno
“For the first time in our history, the winners of the White House Turkey Pardon were chosen through a highly competitive online vote. And once again, Nate Silver completely nailed it. The guy is amazing.” FirstsGuyHousePoliticsNatureLeadershipWhiteHistoryDemocracyComedyGenerationsPolicyFirst TimeVoteIndividualityChosenIdeologyWinnerVotingSilverOnlineWhite HouseTurkeysFarmingPardon Author:Barack Obama