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“As for waxing, I've never waxed in my life and I never would. I'm extremely Welsh, so I draw the line at removing body hair.”

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Author:Matthew Rhys

“I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.”

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Author:Barry Humphries

“Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!”

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Author:Jon Stewart

“But I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting Kill the fairy.”

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Author:Emo Philips

“The loss of body hair is interesting to anthropologists, because it is a feature that distinguishes us from our nearest living relatives, chimpanzees. They have body hair, we don't.”

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Author:Mark Stoneking

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are you blond all the way down?" Don't you wish you knew?" Yes," he said simply. Well, you'll just have to wonder." I am," he said. "Blond everywhere," I could tell as much from your chest hair." He raised my arm to check my armpit. "You silly women, shaving your body hair," He said, dropping my arm.”

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Book:Dead in Dixie

Source: Dead in Dixie