“I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.” FeelsHairRootsSorryObsessedGum Author:Margaret Cho
“So up I got in anger, And took a book I had, And put a ribbon on my hair To please a passing lad. And, "One thing there's no getting by -- I've been a wicked girl," said I; But if I can't be sorry, why, I might as well be glad!” IfsWellsSaidI CanBookMightGirlOne ThingHairPleaseSorryGladPassingPassingsWickedLadRibbons Book:The Edna St. Vincent Millay Collection Source: The Edna St. Vincent Millay Collection
“Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.” BelieveSaidFacesOrderI BelieveDifferencesWalksWatchesHeardHairOkaySorryBlowWitBarsSuitsIceHeyDryBottlesCousinCamelsHaulBartenderMartiniSoakingSaying SorryUnassumingHilarityMonocles Author:Chip Kidd
“Death like a lover, caressing him, promising him peace, running its fingers through his hair, its tongue in his ear. She put her own two fingers in her mouth. Im so sorry. And pulled the trigger” TwoRunningHairLoversMouthsEarsFingersSorryTongueTriggers Author:Janet Fitch
“Tumbling-hair picker of buttercups violets dandelions And the big bullying daisies through the field wonderful with eyes a little sorry Another comes also picking flowers” LittlesBigsEyeWonderfulFieldsFlowerHairSorryBullyingVioletDaisiesDandelionsTumblingButtercupPicking Flowers Book:Tulips and Chimneys Source: Tulips and Chimneys