“As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.” FirstsHumorFunnyAwarenessSouthAidsStuckSouth AfricaUnwillingLumpsRibbonsDoughEmbassy Book:The Hippopotamus Source: The Hippopotamus
“I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."” KnowsHumorFunnyAsksMy FriendsTestsAidsDo You KnowKnow MeBrian Author:Mitch Hedberg
“And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".” WorldSaidHumorFunnyPastTypeTenHearingAidsBrandsMatesTwelveBrand NewHearing Aids Author:Billy Connolly
“I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open” HumorFunnyAidsCracksSlipsPuddles Author:Jim Norton
“And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.” ChildrenHumorRunningFunnyTurnsCryAidsGrievingSlipsSprayWartsHepatitisHepatitis C Author:Jim Norton