“British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.” IfsWorldHumorFunnyLeftBritishDiplomatic Book:The wit of Peter Ustinov Source: The wit of Peter Ustinov
“Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.” HumorFunnyNightMagicBillsBritishParks Author:Frankie Boyle
“It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine they were told that the mission was to rescue a bearded British hostage and he must be brought out alive.” I CanHumorSeemsFunnyAliveImagineMissionsBritishRescueNavyCompoundsSealsHostageNavy Seal Author:Frankie Boyle