“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.” IfsMadeHumorMightFunnyChangeOfferingPlatesRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.” HumorChangeDifferencesStressGravesDimensionsStressedRutsSenilityStuck In A Rut Author:Ellen Glasgow