“We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.” PeopleHumorPoliticalCommitmentGood PeoplePolitical HumorPluralismMethodists Author:George W. Bush
“I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I've got packs of pop with me. "Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It's not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!"” ThinkingHumorFunnyHalfSawsSixCommitmentSellsPopsMessCentsPacksSodaSix PacksSoda Pop Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.” HumorFunnyUsedEnjoyDrugCommitmentHandle Author:Marc Maron