“The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own” FirstsMadeDoneHumorFunnyMy OwnDevilFirst Time Author:Billy Joe Shaver
“Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!” FirstsHumorFunnyRememberSexBoysFirst TimeScared Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.” MenFirstsHumorFunnyTogetherWifeFirst TimeHopefullyAwardsJenniferGrammy Author:Tina Fey
“The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'” FirstsSaidHumorFunnyTvsFirst TimeGood ThingsUglyFlightYoutubeClip Author:Kristen Schaal