“Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.” StillsHumorTodayFunnyUsedClassDoorsSpecialHandleUsed To BeOccasionsWorking ClassRulingReservedSpecial OccasionLimousines Author:Erma Bombeck
“I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.” HumorFunnyUsedEnjoyDrugCommitmentHandle Author:Marc Maron
“My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles” HumorFunnyGrowsDaughterStartingHandleMy Daughter Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!” HumorFunnyFeltWifeMy WifeHandleBagsHotelOne Time Author:Rodney Dangerfield