“The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.” KnowsMenHumorFunnyHalfIntelligentCleverOxfordOne HalfToadsClever ManOxford University Author:Kenneth Grahame
“You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!” KnowsImportantHumorFunnyDecisionHalfStrangeCoupleMembersLonelyIntelligentSaneOrganismsStrange Things Author:Dylan Moran