“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.” WayHumorFunnySawsComedyLiftsLiteralForks Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.” WantMadeHumorKidsFunnyHouseWoodsLiftsNeighborhoodScareYards Author:Steven Wright