“The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"” MadeHumorSchoolFunnyTaughtDoctorsMedicineMedicalNoiseMedical School Book:Dave Barry Talks Back Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.” IfsWantFeelsHumorFunnyMedicineFeel BetterPhysiciansDrsAvenuesGypsyHoroscopesLexington Author:S. J. Perelman