“Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.” WorldHumorWould BeFunnyImpossibleProveSkinsTwentiesChampionPaceTheologianChimpanzeesGorillasHeavyweightsAutopsy Author:H. L. Mencken
“Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.” HumorProveLengthManhoodGood SenseProve ItSpaniards Book:We Are Still Married: Stories and Letters Source: We Are Still Married: Stories and Letters
“I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I'd have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend...'Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I've got the documentation right here! Oh, wait, it's back home, in the file. Under d...for doughnut.'” NeedsGivingI CanEndsHomeHumorFunnyWaitingImagineProvePaperGive MeInkFilesSkepticalScenariosBack HomeTransactionsDoughnutDocumentationReceiptsInk And Paper Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.” StillsHomeHumorHandsFunnyBeautifulClassProveEnglandUpper ClassUpper Hand Author:Noel Coward
“Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.” TwoHumorFunnyFireProveSittingCraftsHeatLitChilly Author:Tommy Cooper