“We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can learn.” ChildrenHumorAmericaPoliticalBornAttitudeRaisedPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?" I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated! And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! I don't have that much time! Scrambled!"” ThinkingSaidHumorFunnyAnswersCuttingLike YouUnderstoodRaisedDamnRestaurantsEggsChickensSandwichesWaitressBuns Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!” HumorFunnyWaterDoctorsRaisedKneesFeesSponges Author:Rodney Dangerfield