“But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"” LooksCountryHumorRealityFunnyOur CountryShooter Author:Bill Bailey
“Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.” ShowsHumorRealityFunnyStarsTerroristContractsBin LadenSkatingOsama Bin LadenReality ShowsNiece Author:Tina Fey
“I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.” PeopleShowsHumorRealityWould BeFunnyBlackWhiteFourNeighborhoodHuntsReality ShowsCrackers Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."” WantShowsHumorRealityFunnyDiseaseSexuallyReality ShowsMolesSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!” WorldHumorRealityFunnyNationsAirTvsPagesReality TvSmall World Author:Kristen Schaal
“Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.” ShowsDreamHumorRealityFunnySexReleaseRetiringAmerican DreamTapePerfumeReality Shows Author:Natasha Leggero
“There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.” WorldWantEnoughHumorRealityFunnyHateStuffBitsTvsI HatePsychedelicReality Tv Author:Noel Fielding