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“It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.”

People Way Want Firsts Humor Beautiful Political Events Policy Garden Rose Spots Parks Appropriate Political Humor National Parks Many Friends Rose Garden

Author:George W. Bush

“Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in sportive mockery.”

Two Humor Water Religious Air Cry Devil Rose Flew Mockery Sportive

Book:The Life of Luther

Source: The Life of Luther

“If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.”

Ifs Firsts Humor Funny Ought Baseball Rose Cement Bronze

Author:Jerry Coleman

“If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.”

Ifs Stills Humor Would Be Funny Left Fans Baby Baseball Rose Throwing Deck Streaks

Author:Jerry Coleman

“So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".”

Said Humor Eye Funny Red Rose Chinese Restaurants Ducks Diamond Sparkle Waiter Red Rose

Author:Tommy Cooper