“I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.” KnowsHumorFunnySongBrainComedyIslandsThemeTriangles Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“When I was a kid I would write songs, little plays, and poetry in school. If you're an adult and you're a poet, it's all about love and pain, but if you're a kid it's, "Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?"” IfsKnowsWritingLittlesDoePlayHumorKidsSchoolFunnyPainSongPoetAdultsRhymeSharksLove And Pain Author:Mike Birbiglia
“Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.” ThinkingMenHumorFunnySongCausesBlackHeardNew Songs Author:Natasha Leggero
“I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."” ThinkingKnowsI CanHumorMightFunnySongMusicWrittenListeningRadio Author:Steven Wright