“A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'” HumorFunnySawsWeekStreetsCoupleUglyPregnant Author:Demetri Martin
“Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"” MadeHumorFunnyMovingCompanyStreetsWanderBeerNun Author:Dylan Moran
“I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.” SaidHumorFunnyBlackStreetsChessArrestedPlaying Chess Author:Milton Jones
“God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking down the street in Manhattan one day, and I realize maybe it's those guys you see walking down the street talking to themselves. You know, those guys that are like, 'I can't! No, I can't!' Maybe the other side of that conversation is God going, 'You're the new leader.' 'No I can't!' They're not crazy - they're reluctant prophets.” PeopleKnowsI CanHumorSeemsFunnyUsedGuySidesRealizingTalkingLeaderCrazyStreetsWalkingOne DayConversationProphetManhattanReluctant Author:Marc Maron
“I come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".” HomeHumorFunnyGuyAsksStreetsOne DayComing HomeUnderwearJogging Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.” IfsHumorFunnyDifferencesStreetsWallCancerNot Sure Author:Anthony Jeselnik