“I have always employed humor, and I think it’s absolutely crucial that we do because, among other things, humor is the only free emotion. I mean, you can compel fear, as we know. You can compel love, actually, if somebody is isolated and dependent — it’s like the Stockholm syndrome. But you can’t compel laughter. It happens when two things come together and make a third unexpectedly. It happens when you learn something, too.” KnowsMeanTwoHumorHappensTogetherEmotionLaughterThirdsTwo ThingsLove Actually Author:Gloria Steinem
“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.” KnowsShouldTwoHumorFunnySeaRiversFishesBoatTwo ThingsLakesFishingChickensPenguinsFish Tanks Author:Dave Attell
“There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?” IfsThinkingFirstsSaidTwoHumorHappensFunnyGuyWorryHappeningsFaultsGirlfriendTwo ThingsOne TimeOther GuysSexuallyMy Girlfriend Author:Jimmy Carr
“I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.” TwoHumorFunnyLeftBehindsFinishedTwo ThingsLeft BehindSessionPizza Author:Adam Carolla
“At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.” WorldNeedsTwoWholeHumorFunnyAttentionWideFocusedCorporationsTwo ThingsAnnoyingTediousEpcot Book:Holidays in Hell Source: Holidays in Hell