“We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.” HumorPoliticalOrderCompassionIssuesOughtProgramArmyCongressWelcomeAgencyExecutivesApplausePolitical HumorFaith BasedExecutive Orders Author:George W. Bush
“Take the life issue. This issue requires a president and an administration leading our nation to understand the importance of life. This whole faith-based initiative really ties into a larger cultural issue that we're working on. It begins to affect the life issue, as well as the human dignity issue, because when you're talking about welcoming people of faith to help people who are disadvantaged and are unable to defend themselves, the logical step is also those babies.” PeopleHumansWellsWholeHelpingHumorPoliticalNationsPresidentTalkingStepsIssuesBabyDignityImportanceWelcomeAdministrationTiesLogicalInitiativeHuman DignityPolitical HumorFaith BasedDisadvantagedCultural IssuesImportance Of Life Author:George W. Bush
“We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.” HumorPoliticalPrayerWelcomePolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.” HumorGovernmentPoliticalCommunityCharityPartnersWelcomeReplacedRivalsPolitical HumorFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.” PeopleShouldWellsHeartHelpingProblemHumorHandsGovernmentPoliticalPurposeProcessDemocracyOur LivesEssentialsProgramDetermineSolveBelieverWelcomeArenaInvolvementPolitical HumorGovernment Programs Author:George W. Bush
“Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.” HumorFunnyBuildingUniqueFinishedWelcomeDublin Author:Bill Bailey
“Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.” PeopleHumorFunnyCitiesFireWelcomeGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.” HumorFunnyListsWelcomeGet AwayHoneyGarage Author:Bill Engvall
“Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.” HumorFunnyWelcomeMonkeysCheekyWelcome Back Author:Craig Ferguson
“A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.” WantWellsHumorWantedLawMotherGuyNextCuttingDogMonthsWelcomeTailsIn-lawsIndicationVisitingMother In LawVets Author:Karel Capek