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“True grown-ups are thoroughly childlike.”

Life Inspirational Children Wisdom Humor Life Lessons Humour Life Experience

Author:D.A. Holdsworth

“Why can’t people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?” said Arthur. Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh. “Forty-two!” he said with a malicious grin. “No, doesn’t work. Never mind.”

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Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.”

Life Humor Funny Death Dying Humour Accidents Truism

Author:Roman Payne

“I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!”

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Author:C. JoyBell C.

“We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”

Life Doubt Humour Uncertainty Definition

Book:The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“.. when all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, or am I going to live?' I decided I'm going to live - or at least try to live - the way I want, with dignity, with courage, with humour, with composure.”

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Book:Tuesdays With Morrie: An old man, a young man, and life's greatest lesson

Source: Tuesdays With Morrie: An old man, a young man, and life's greatest lesson

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”

Life Science Technology Humour

Book:The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

Source: The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!”

Book:Pet Sematary

Source: Pet Sematary