“Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.” MatterHurtJokesNo Matter WhatFats Author:Josh Peck
“And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!” LawPoliticalPoliticsHurtTerribleJokesCongressEms Author:Will Rogers
“I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.” MindMadeMatterBigsHurtJokesEarsNo Matter WhatNutsI Was Hurt Author:Jimmy Durante
“Rush hour brings out the worst in some people. They make faces, gesture, yell, call names, bump you with their car, and lean on their horn over the slightest perception that they are right and you are wrong. If you take any of these signals seriously, you can be hurt every time you drive. If you cannot crack a joke within a few minutes of rear-ending someone on the freeway, don't go out there.” PeopleIfsFacesNamesHoursHurtMinutesWorstCarPerceptionJokesDrivingCracksGesturesSignalsHornsBumpsFreewaysRush Hour Author:Jennifer James
“Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I'm also doing really well. I'd be a robot if I said I didn't feel moments of anger, of hurt, of embarrassment... [but] You joke and say, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'.” IfsFeelsWellsLittlesSaidMomentsHurtPartyJokesLonelyStrongerPityUpsetConfusedThrownRobotsEmbarrassmentMakes You StrongerPity Party Author:Jennifer Aniston
“Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.” PeopleFacesHurtHellJokesIt HurtsPunching Author:Dane Cook
“If I just do everything the opposite of what my dad did, I think that will make things pretty easy. I can joke about it now because I'm past that stage where it used to hurt. By having a kid, it's gone. I could take all that negative energy that I had and put it in a positive way.” IfsThinkingWayI CanKidsPastUsedEnergyEasyHurtGoneStageDadJokesNegativeOppositesMy DadNegative Energy Author:Derrick Rose
“A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke.” IfsKnowsHurtLaughingFocusGroupsJokesFunny JokesFocus GroupsGot Hurt Author:Alonzo Bodden
“I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.” PeopleEndsHurtSituationLaughingProductsLaughterJokesCancerRidiculousMake SenseComedianStomachCheeksMaking People Laugh Author:Carlos Mencia