“I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.” IfsTryingPersonsWantedGuyHusbandMarriedJokesDivorceLovelyIdiotThis GuyExesEx HusbandLovely Person Author:Jen Kirkman
“And then there's this guy, Barack Obama, who lost - I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures, but - he lost his first race for Congress, and now he gets to call himself my husband.” FirstsWholeGuyLostRaceTalkingHusbandCongressBarackMy HusbandAfternoonThis Guy Author:Michelle Obama
“Husbands and wives, if you guys don’t have a beautiful marriage, a loving marriage, a romantic marriage you are ruining your eeman! You have to have a marriage so awesome that you don’t have to look at the character of a movie or a play and say ‘i wish i had a marriage like this’, your marriage should be better than that because otherwise, Sheytan will come to each one of you and say ‘man i wonder, is there anything better out there, why am I stuck in this?’ Both husband and wife have to work hard to make their relationship work not for yourselves but for your eeman!” IfsMenShouldLooksHardPlayCharacterBeautifulGuyWishWonderWifeHard WorkHusbandRomanticStuckMuslimHusband And WifeInspirational MarriageRomantic MarriageBeautiful Marriage Author:Nouman Ali Khan
“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.” WellsSaidTodayUsedGuyRealizingWifeWeekMinutesRight NowHusbandMarriedHeyEmployeeSecretaryCeoHoneymoonEnron Author:Jay Leno
“I would like to get jobs doing other things that aren't necessarily always with my husband. I'd like to show range - and kiss another guy.” ShowsJobsGuyHusbandKissingRangeMy HusbandOther Guys Author:Katie Aselton
“Valentine's Day is much more of a holy day of obligation for a guy in a relationship with a woman, because a woman has certain emotional expectations. Even if she doesn't value Valentine's Day, or views it as a corporate exercise, she still often wants her boyfriend or husband to go through the motions, just in case she values it.” IfsWantStillsGuyCertainValuesViewsCasesEmotionalExerciseHolyHusbandExpectationsObligationCorporateValentineValentine's DayHoly Days Author:Dan Savage
“My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there. What impresses me in a gay guy? A warm smile, stubble, easy to talk to, thoughtful tattoos, kind eyes, wit, positivity, wanderlust, ambition, and a cute ass.” KindEyeGuyEasyGayHusbandAmbitionIdealsPositivityWarmWitAssCuteNot SureThoughtfulImpressTattooMy FutureGay GuyFuture HusbandMy Future Husband Author:Tyler Oakley
“My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.” ThinkingMenLooksMeanPainGuyParentHusbandPreparedGladJewelryEarrings Author:Rita Rudner
“Jason [Nash] is just someone that I've known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just really like him. I think he's a funny guy and he has a unique perspective on being a dad and a husband.” ThinkingDifferentShowsGuyKnownComedySeeingPerspectiveDadHusbandUniqueJasonBeing A DadComedy ShowsFunny GuyUnique Perspective Author:Busy Philipps
“My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.” PastGuyHusbandDatingDrinkingHandleDrunkMy Husband Author:Alison Rosen
“I hit rock bottom when I was doing "The Brady Brides." I was supposed to be at the studio, screen testing to pick the guy that would play my husband. At this time, I had been up for three days doing coke and was playing solitaire in my closet.” PlayGuyThreeRocksHusbandPicksBottomStudiosScreensSupposed To BeMy HusbandClosetsTestingBridesCokeBrady Author:Maureen McCormick
“My ideal guy is my future husband. Not sure who he is yet, but he's out there.” GuyHusbandIdealsNot SureMy FutureFuture HusbandMy Future Husband Author:Tyler Oakley
“Everyone was like, "Why do you need to meet someone on Match.com?" My response was, "I certainly don't need to meet more of the same broke, acting class guys that I'd been dating my whole life." I needed to change that whole paradigm. So, I decided to meet some corporate guys and see how that worked. So, I went on Match, but I didn't put a picture up, because I'm on television, and I didn't want anybody contacting me for the wrong reasons. So, I had to do the hunting, as it were. I didn't anticipate meeting my husband online, but there he was. And it all worked out!” ReasonGuyActingHusbandDatingMeetingsResponseWhole LifeBrokeOnlineMy HusbandHuntingParadigm Author:Essence Atkins
“The Postman Always Rings Twice that's a book that I think every writer should read - that has to do with technique. But it's also a novel narrated by a guy who has decided by page 11 that he's fallen in love with a woman, and they're going to murder her husband so they can be together. There's nothing remotely likeable about him, but James M. Cain brings you so far into his head that, at a certain point, you have that uncomfortable but also thrilling sensation of seeing things exactly as he sees it.” ThinkingBookTogetherGuyNovelHusbandMurderRingsUncomfortableFallenLikeablePostman Author:Jonathan Dee
“When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.” GuyRelationshipLike YouHusbandOver YouBoyfriend Author:Beyonce Knowles
“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.” LoveGuyFallGirlForeverRelationshipHusbandLateCrushToo LateOur RelationshipBoyfriendDopeLove RelationshipDaveBoy And GirlLove And FriendshipWrong TimeBad RelationshipRelationships With OthersBoyfriend And GirlfriendLove And RelationshipJust FriendsCute RelationshipRelationships And LifeBoy Girl Author:Dave Matthews
“I'm the kind of person you want to kill. I had an incredibly happy childhood. I married a terrific guy when I was 23. I have great, well-adjusted kids. Sometimes my husband and I look at each other and do a little jig in the kitchen. This is the best life.” WantWellsLooksKindLittlesPersonsSometimesKidsGuyChildhoodHusbandMarriedKitchenMy HusbandTerrificHappy Childhood Author:Jodi Picoult
“She'd always believed that people come in two varieties: those who look out the windshield and those who stare in the rearview mirror. She'd always been the windshield type: gotta focus on the future, not the past, because that's the only part that's still up for grabs. Mom throws me out? Gotta get some food and find a place to live. Husband dies? Gotta keep working, or I'll end up going crazy. Got some guy stalking me? Gotta figure out a way to stop it.” PeopleWayLooksStillsTwoEndsPastGuyDiesFocusCrazyFiguresMomTypeHusbandMirrorsVarietyStaringStalkingPlaces To LiveGoing CrazyRearview MirrorFocus On The FutureStalking Me Author:Nicholas Sparks