“Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.” FunnyWomenMarriageFireHusbandWittyWeddingHusband And WifeFunny MarriageFunny WeddingMen BashingHusband WifeFunny Wedding AdviceHumorous ValentineHusband To BeFunny Husband And Wife Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.” TryingPlayFunnyMarriageHusbandMajorityWittyCynicalViolinViolinistOrangutans Author:Honore de Balzac
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.” LoveLifeReasonDifficultSimpleMarriageLoversEasierHusbandHumorousProfoundSimplicityWittyInsaneFunny LovePretty Things Author:Honore de Balzac