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“I don't do social media of any kind. If I did, I may as well join Scientology.”
“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“If we give the bureaucrats our children, we may as well give them everything else.”
Source: Medieval Lays and Legends of Marie de France
“Never ask a woman if you may kiss her. Instead, learn to read body language.”
“I'm praying we don't go to war with Iraq. If we do, I may have to go back to work earlier.”
Source: The Roosevelt I Knew
Source: Killosophy