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“I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said. "Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!" "It's from indigestion.”

Said Dad Eating Tired Graves Grandmother Rolling My Grandmother Recipes I'm Tired Indigestion

Book:The Schwa was Here

Source: The Schwa was Here

“Garan snorted. "Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.”

Knows Torture Cake Indigestion

Book:Fire

Source: Fire

“I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion.”

Giving Mean Give Me Asking Quitting Indigestion

Book:Cry Wolf

Source: Cry Wolf

“Really, Channing,” remonstrated Alexia, “did you have to eat the man’s dog? I am convinced you will experience terrible indigestion.”

Men Dog Terrible Convinced Indigestion

Book:Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate

Source: Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate

“Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion.”

Said Beats Concern Mistaken Humane Charlotte Indigestion

Book:Midnight in Austenland: A Novel

Source: Midnight in Austenland: A Novel

“Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion! I write to make people anxious and miserable and to worsen their indigestion.”

People Writing Miserable Anxious Suggestions Indigestion

Author:Wendy Cope

“I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much; the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death.”

Firsts May Littles Lasts Causes Too Much Dangerous Add Bounds Excess Indigestion

Book:The Memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt: Complete

Source: The Memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt: Complete

“Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'”

Men Wells Bigs Certain Force Religious Simple Mistake Mankind Food Praying Disease Red Concern Salvation Western Patient Conviction Plenty Belly Ache Indigestion

Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.”

“I also turn to homeopathic remedies for the treatment of indigestion, travel sickness, insomnia and hay fever just to name a few. Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions.”

Turns Names Causes Sides Natural Effects Drug Offers Safe Alternatives Sickness Treatment Interaction Remedy Insomnia Fever Side Effects Hay Indigestion Homeopathy Hay Fever

Author:Cindy Crawford

“A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.”

Pleasure Moral Fool Complaining Complaints Bolts Indigestion

Author:Minna Antrim

“How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man?”

Men Has Beens War Hate Fit Conflict Upset Dynasty Indigestion I Hate Love

Book:Back-log studies and My summer in a garden

Source: Back-log studies and My summer in a garden

“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.”

Eating Humorous Indigestion

Author:Winston Churchill

“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”

Funny Given Health Eating Apology Indigestion

Book:The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

Source: The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

“I am convinced that a light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning, have sometimes made a hero of the same man, who, by an indigestion, a restless night, and rainy morning, would have proved a coward.”

Men Life Made Sometimes Light Success Night Sleep Morning Fine Hero Rain Convinced Coward Restless Rainy Good Night Supper Indigestion Restless Nights

Book:Lord Chesterfield's Letters

Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters

“Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.”

Language Communication Greetings Indigestion

Author:Arthur Guiterman

“Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters.”

Family Food Cooking Dinner Nervous Memorable Culinary Resentment Ennui Ordeals Indigestion Family Dinner Jitters

Book:The Art of Eating

Source: The Art of Eating

“Why should we feel sad when the Hindu brothers choose to leave our country? Do we mourn when we have indigestion and materials leave our bodies?”

Feels Should Country Body Brother Materials Our Country Mourn Indigestion

Author:Delwar Hossain Sayeedi

“My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong.”

Thinking Knows Eye Issues Mirrors Down And Constant Bottom Pounds Yellow Skinny Blink Indigestion Blink Of An Eye Jaundice

Author:Patrick Swayze

“And when the sun rises we are afraid it might not remain when the sun sets we are afraid it might not rise in the morning when our stomachs are full we are afraid of indigestion when our stomachs are empty we are afraid we may never eat again when we are loved we are afraid love will vanish when we are alone we are afraid love will never return and when we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard nor welcomed but when we are silent we are still afraid So it is better to speak remembering we were never meant to survive”

May Stills Might Remember Hope Speak Fear Morning Sun Heard Return Empty Silent Our Words Sun Rise Indigestion Sun Set

Book:The Black Unicorn: Poems

Source: The Black Unicorn: Poems

“Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of clans: loud drunks, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, screaming children, would-be suicides. And don't forget indigestion. I wasn't different from anyone else: There sat the 18-pound bird on my sink, dead, plucked, totally disemboweled. Iris would roast it for me.”

“Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion”

Sometimes Hard Indigestion

Author:Janet Evanovich

“Since the war nothing is so really frightening not the dark not alone in a room or anything on a road or a dog or a moon but two things, yes, indigestion and high places they are frightening.”

Two War Dark Rooms Dog Moon Two Things Frightening Not Alone High Places Indigestion

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Gertrude Stein (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Gertrude Stein (Illustrated)

“Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.”

Persons Suffering Principles Eating Drinking Ignorant Drunk Indigestion Eating And Drinking

Book:The Physyology of Taste

Source: The Physyology of Taste

“Water is the medicine for indigestion; it is invigorating when the food that is eaten is well digested; it is like nectar when drunk in the middle of a dinner; and it is like poison when taken at the end of a meal.”

Wells Ends Water Taken Middle Medicine Dinner Drunk Meals Poison Nectar Invigorating Indigestion

Author:Chanakya

“Greed probably figures in my intellectual life as well, as I attempt to absorb a massive amount of information with consequent mental indigestion.”

Wells Figures Information Amount Intellectual Greed Massive Indigestion Intellectual Life

Book:Etty: The Letters and Diaries of Etty Hillesum, 1941-1943

Source: Etty: The Letters and Diaries of Etty Hillesum, 1941-1943

“Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions.”

Causes Sides Natural Effects Drug Offers Safe Alternatives Interaction Side Effects Indigestion Homeopathy

Author:Cindy Crawford

“It was a bad idea, because I think that any government reorganization has to come in relatively small bites, or else you get indigestion.”

Thinking Ideas Government Bites Bad Ideas Indigestion Reorganization

Author:Warren Rudman

“The mediocrity principle simply states that you aren't special. The universe does not revolve around you; this planet isn't privileged in any unique way; your country is not the perfect product of directed, intentional fate; and that tuna sandwich you had for lunch was not plotting to give you indigestion.”

Way Giving Doe Country States Universe Perfect Principles Fate Special Planets Products Unique Lunch Mediocrity Privileged Sandwiches Relatable Indigestion Tuna

Author:PZ Myers

“I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.”

Giving Trying Giving Up Doctors Winter Pie December Obedient Cherries Ham Indigestion Spinach Cherry Pie

Author:Edgar Guest

“Those who see and observe kings, heroes, and statesmen, discover that they have headaches, indigestion, humors and passions, just like other people; every one of which in their turns determine their wills in defiance of their reason.”

People Reason Turns Passion Kings Hero Determine Rulers Statesmen Defiance Headache Indigestion

Author:Lord Chesterfield

“I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.”

People I Can Jobs Hate Turns Watches Comedy Upset Turn Off Being Funny Indigestion

Author:Jenny Eclair

“Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion.”

Men Philosophy Earth Science Technology Produce Indigestion

Author:Khalil Gibran

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