“College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.” IfsWould BeHumanityGamesLossInterestingStudentsFootballCollegeBrokenArmsHumorousIncreaseLegsNecksFacultyCollege FootballTrustees Author:H. L. Mencken
“One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream to understand the loss in his sagacity, balance, co-operation, competence, and purpose which Man has suffered since he rose up on his hind legs. He began to chatter and he developed Reason, Thought, and Imagination, qualities which would get the smartest group of rabbits or orioles in the world into inextricable trouble overnight.” MenWorldReasonPurposeHumanityCommunityImaginationLossQualityTroubleGroupsBalanceRoseLegsOperationsStreamsRabbitsCompetenceChatterBeaversSagacity Book:Collecting Himself: James Thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself Source: Collecting Himself: James Thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself
“It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here in leg-irons (funny shoes, yes, but not leg-irons) and Hitler didn't blame them for Germany's loss in WWI. Therefore, you can make any kind of fun of them you want.” WantKindImportantRememberFunLossJokesBlameShoesLegsGermanyMinoritiesIronContinentsRemember WhenCapturedWwi Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.” IfsWorldSelfLossFiveWifeArmsLosingDollarsLegsEtcHazardsChakra Author:Soren Kierkegaard
“You will lose someone you can’t live without,and your heart will be badly broken, and the bad news is that you never completely get over the loss of your beloved. But this is also the good news. They live forever in your broken heart that doesn’t seal back up. And you come through. It’s like having a broken leg that never heals perfectly—that still hurts when the weather gets cold, but you learn to dance with the limp.” HeartStillsLosesHurtLossGriefForeverBrokenColdNewsLegsHealWeatherRecoveryBelovedGrievingPetGrief And LossGet OverGood NewsBereavementCopingSealsLive ForeverBad NewsGrief And HealingLove And LossGriefingLosing SomeonePet LossLoss Of A Loved OneGrief LossLove LossLoss Loved One InspirationalGrief HealingInspirational GriefMourning Loss Loved OneGrieving InspirationalHealing From LossBroken LegGrief And Loss InspirationalGrieving A LossLost SomeoneMemory Of Someone Author:Anne Lamott