“I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.” IfsLittlesRealMatterHomeHumorAbilitySubjectsMomLuckyReal LifeDenialSense Of HumorSlipsSubject Matter Author:Cathy Guisewite
“I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!” IfsHumorFunnyWinningLuckyCardsWinnerLunchBusiness Card Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."” NeedsRealHumorFunnyNumbersFourLuckySevenBillionsGamblingDiceHandy Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.” KnowsGivingHumorFunnyUsedNumbersProductsLuckyGive MeSorrySellingLucky YouIkea Author:Milton Jones
“My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."” WellsMayHumorFunnyFallRocksInformationLuckyAccidentsFavouriteLotteryRoad SignSign Sayings Author:Jimmy Carr
“A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."” MenFirstsHumorFunnyGuyTurnsNextAsksHappenedHe ManLuckyWindowGlassesCoveredToesLucky YouBandages Author:Frank Carson
“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” InspirationalWisdomHumorInspirationMotivationalSuccessWorkMoneyBusinessPositiveHard WorkLuckyLaborExperienceHarderLuckBelieverHard TimesDedicationGreat WorkSeekersGood LuckBest WorkLoving LifeWork HarderGreat SuccessBad LuckHardworkHardworkingDetermination And SuccessMotivational WorkLabor DayHard Work Pays OffWork EffortHardwork And DeterminationMotivational CareerMotivational JobWork RelatedHard Work SuccessHard Work Comes SuccessInspired To WorkLabour DayEffort And Hard WorkHard Work MotivationalHappy Labor DayInspirational Hard WorkMotivation And Hard WorkBest Of LuckHard Work And SuccessSaying Good LuckFortune And LuckValue Of Hard WorkWork And LifeLabour Day WeekendFunny Labor DayPerseverance And Hard WorkNo Such Thing As LuckHard Work And PersistenceEffort And SuccessLuck And Hard WorkLuck And SkillExtra WorkDumb Luck Book:Leacock on Life Source: Leacock on Life
“Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.” MadeHumorFunnyVisionWiseSeeingFoolLuckyLuckFortuneFools And FoolishnessFools And WiseFools DayFortune And Luck Author:Michel de Montaigne
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.” HumorFunnyComedyLuckyBarsSinglesGumStools Author:Emo Philips